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Thursday, June 15, 2006

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 15:10:38 GMT

Alka seltzer – wonderful wonderful drug that helps all sorts of illnesses.Though I have to say… laughter is still the best medicine!

Alright so we went to the famous Ho Bar in Korea, the spot of the phrase “Carpie Digm!”After some light drinking my stomach started to act up and luckily Grace had Alka Seltzer.I open the package and was prepared to put the pill in my mouth as my friend Dan asked: “hey Jimmy, do you know how to take Alka Seltzer?”Without a moment of hesitation, I throw the pill in my mouth and replied with “heck yea”, and proceeded to grab the jar of water to wash down the pill.As I took a large gulp of water and mixed it with the Alka Seltzer… the commercials popped into my head!I tried my best to swallow the now exploding pill as my mouth blow up into a big giant ball!Could not hold in the medicine and didn’t want to throw it up on Dan or Joel, I grabbed an empty water jug and spit all of it out.Picture below J

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 22:37:05 GMT

After traveling for the past two weeks, few things came to mind, but one of the funniest would have to be our one and only Ghetto Grace!

So during our trip to korea, we spend the weekend in Seoul which is 50 min subway/train ride from where Grace lived. Joel, Dan and I packed enough clothes to last the entire weekend and just hotel hop as we go.Grace on the other hand decided to pack light, and took the opportunity to making fun of us, telling us that we are so metro with all our gear…

And after a hard night of crazy clubbing and hard drinking we wake up around 1pm in the afternoon.We all showered and changed into nice new so fresh so clean clothes.Then grace goes to the bathroom and when she came out her shorts were like hella wet all over.. we were like.. Woman what u do, take a swimming lesson in the tub?Her answer, was much better however.She took the liberty to washer her underwear in the sink and was wearing it.The moisture of course soaked through to the shorts.She had to do this lil morning laundry because she only brought one pair of underwear!Her reasoning is that, “hey its nylon and it will dry very quickly!”… humm can’t say I like the feelin of soggy underwear… and to wear it until it dries… and do note, in Korea, it’s hella humid… things just don’t dry out there.

And here is the kicker!One thing to actually forget to bring extra pairs of underwear and a whole other to plan it out so you can wash your underwear as you go!Seems like she definitely had it planned… cuz after all, she did chose the Nylon over the Cotton hehe.To my ghetto fab!Cheers!

Oh thanks to my buddy Dan, who reminded me about her Socks too... she had one pair.. and we dont' recall her ever washing that through out the weekend... instead she just took turns taking it off and on kekkee... humm and Grace, you were complaining joel's socks smells!

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Thu, 04 May 2006 19:53:06 GMT

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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Tue, 02 May 2006 14:46:26 GMT

Restricted - 6 month - WORK AND HOME ONLY

hummmm..... who needs a social life anyways =P

$4K - Lawyer

$2k - Ticket

$500 - DUI Class

$120 - License ReInstate...

Driving down the freeway @ 160 m/h once again! - PRICELESS! (or is it priced above?)

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 00:18:28 GMT

Offical: Starting March 30th - April 29th Jimmyz is no longer allowed to be on the road. Look for me at your nearest bus stop =(

Friday, October 21, 2005

Fri, 21 Oct 2005 15:54:59 GMT

Okay so when did "one steak burrito with no beans and a dr pepper" (after repeating it twice i mind you) gets translated to "One burrito with extra beans and a diet coke"... Best part is you wont' get to the surprise till you make it home... yeah... maybe i should practice on my spanish.

And this applies to all foods including american food! Anyone care to share their special translations =D

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Thu, 20 Oct 2005 15:41:42 GMT

So i was asked if i had any horror story of an ex or a girlfriend... and after some thought decided the following story was the best i can come up with...

Here we go: My first attempted dating experiences (notice the key word attempted)....

So when I was in 7th grade in Canada. Me and my best friend would always walk home together. We always see this girl Jane Hand (I guess they run out of last names in Canada) walk the same way everyday. I think we had science together or something. She would always be in front of us for about 20 feet or so. As you know, being in 7th grade, a geek and a fob, just the thought of having a girlfriend was enough to get the wheel started. So as this walking tradition went on, I slowed devised a plan to ask her out. Of course my best friend would always instigate and tell me to go and ask her and I would of course always refuse, cuz rejection is a young boy's worst nightmare.. or is it homework? Anyways, so it went on, scheming over and over for many weeks on end. Finally, on a cold winter day, I mastered the courage to go and talk to her. I sped up and caught up to her and I think I said "Hi Jane, how's it going... (something on those lines, pretty nerve wracking from what I recall). And I don't know how it got to this point but I said "hey do you want to go watch a movie sometime" and of course silence followed and she had that what da heck are you talking about look on her face, so to defuse the situation I cleverly said "Oh it doesn't have to be serious, we could just be friends..." humm... yea... clever... what da heck does that that even mean! Anyways... either she started to walk faster or I slowed down, but that was the end of that conversation. Here is the kicker though... for the next week, she didn't come to class for the entire week. Now if you think a rejection is bad, knowing a person would ditch class for an entire week just to avoid you... OUCH, molded! (I think i was the reason she failed science class... then again I don't recall her being very bright) I think I didn't talk to another girl till I was like in the 10th grade kekeke. I mind you, not much changed since then... still can't talk to the opposit sex =D.

Taaaa Daaaaa, and that is my one and only dating horror story!

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 16:07:29 GMT

3 Golden rules to Trick-O-Treat:

1. Just for the record - "Rich neighborhoods does NOT mean they give out better candy!"

q Experience has taught me the richer the neighborhoods the more social events they have to attend to, which translates to black lights at the door with no one home.

2. Coverage coverage coverage! It's the number game.

q To really get the most candy, you have to get to the maximum number of houses. The more you visit the more candy you get… hence you really want to avoid the big rich neighborhoods where each house span across half a block.

3. It’s the spirit that makes the best catch!

q Yup, you got it, Nicely decorated, dense middle class neighborhoods where houses are an inch apart are the best spot for trick-O-treating. Those are the people who truly goes all out for this special occasion, not only do you get the best candy you also get the best enjoyment for the season!

Now has anyone ever thought 24 hour fitness has some kind of involvement with this candy giving tradition…?

Friday, July 08, 2005

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 20:02:23 GMT

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

Friday, June 10, 2005

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 16:05:08 GMT

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jimmy, Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp.